Misc Messages

Location: Midwich High School, after running into the shadow of a girl after Planetarium/Art Studio.
Type: Text message with attachment

[Var. 1]
Check out the new outfit. HOT. xxx - Dahlia

[Var. 2]
Like my new look? xo -Dahlia

[Var. 3]
Wake up and look at my new outfit! xo -Dahlia

Location: Balkan, after entering staff only door on the way to Michelle's room.
Type: Text message

[Var. 1]
Horny. Where are you? xxx -Dahlia

[Var. 2]
BORED. xo -Dahlia

[Var. 3]
sigh... Thirsty and bored. xo -Dahlia.

Location: Nightmarish Alchemilla Hospital, end of the level.
Type: Text message

[Var. 1]
What was up with you last night? I have the worst headache. Where the hell did you leave Sue's SUV?

[Var. 2]
Oh man, I feel awful. What did we do last night? Where the hell did I leave Christina’s SUV?

[Var. 3]
I have the mother of all hangovers. Last night was too much for little ol' me. What happened with Linda's SUV?

[Var. 4]
I feel terrible after last night. You were a lousy date. Where did we leave Annie’s SUV?

Location: After leaving Toluca Mall.
Type: Text message

[Var. 1]
Miss you Harry. Miss your touch, your kiss, your smell. XXX -Dahlia

[Var. 2]
Miss you Harry. Easy to forget how good you make me feel, but not tonight. XXX -Dahlia

[Var. 3]
Miss you Harry. It's boring without you. XO -Dahlia

Location: Sewers.
Type: Text message

[Var. 1]
Sorry about last night. I was upset when you ran off.

[Var. 2]
Sorry about last night. I guess I scared you off?

[Var. 3]
Sorry about last night. I was too forward, I know.

[Var. 4]
Sorry about last night. I was upset. You were upset. I get it.

Location: Dixon Bridge Control Tower, after calling Jimmy Capra on the phone.
Type: Voicemail

[Var. 1]

-Yeah, Mr. Mason? I guess we got cut off and I can't seem to get through on your phone. Listen, to lower the bridge, here's what you do. First, you push the start button. A colored light will come on. If it's blue, move the center lever. Now if it's red, move the left lever. If it's green, don't do anything, just wait. And if the yellow light comes on, move the right lever. Ya just got to keep doing this until the bridge engages, okay? Best of luck, Mr. Mason.

Location: Goldenleaf Warehouse office / Toluca Mall parking.
Type: Text message

[Var. 1]
Hey Harry. It's Michelle. Hope you got home OK. STILL waiting for John here. What a lousy weekend! XXX M

[Var. 2]
Hey Harry. It's Michelle. Hope you got home OK. I'm still waiting for John to get here. What a weekend... M

[Var. 3]
Hey Harry. Michelle here. Hope you made it home OK. STILL waiting for John. Some weekend... XOXO M

[Var. 4]
Hey Harry. Michelle here. Hope you made it home OK. I'm still waiting for John. What a weekend. M

Location: Toluca Mall, if you don't answer Michelle's call.
Type: Voicemail

[Var. 1]

-Harry? I guess you're busy. Just wanted to touch base and make sure you got home okay. John turned up, finally. We're headed out for a bite to eat. Okay, bye.

[Var. 2]

Harry? It's Michelle. I was just calling to make sure you were okay. John showed up in the end. Hope you got home and everything's okay. Well, bye.

Location: Dark Woods, if you don't answer Cybil's call.
Type: Voicemail

[Var. 1]

-Mr. Mason? Pick up your phone. I'm looking for you. Dammit.

[Var. 2]

-Harry? Answer your phone. I want to help you. Please, Harry.

Location: Lighthouse Cove, while crossing the lake.
Type: Text message with attachment

[Var. 1]
This your cute seven year old?

[Var. 2]
This your poor seven year old?

[Var. 3]
This your 'little' Cheryl?

[Var. 4]
This your seven year old Cheryl?

Location: Shortly after calling United Fruitcake Outlet on the phone.
Type: Text message with attachment

We can't talk yet. But you want in? They've hidden 13 of their craft all around town. If you get me the photographic evidence I need, we can meet face to face...

Location: After taking photo of the 1st UFO.
Type: Text message

1 down. Keep looking.

Location: After taking photo of the 2nd UFO.
Type: Text message

That's 2. The bastards are EVERYWHERE!

Location: After taking photo of the 3rd UFO.
Type: Text message

You got 3. Why doesn't everyone else see it?

Location: After taking photo of the 4th UFO.
Type: Text message

4 of them. What are they doing here?

Location: After taking photo of the 5th UFO.
Type: Text message

5 snapped. This is OUR planet!

Location: After taking photo of the 6th UFO.
Type: Text message

You got 6. Trust NO ONE.

Location: After taking photo of the 7th UFO.
Type: Text message

That's 7. That's half of them!

Location: After taking photo of the 8th UFO.
Type: Text message

8 down. You're doing well. My wife doesn't believe me.

Location: After taking photo of the 9th UFO.
Type: Text message

You got 9. Almost there. I think she's one of them.

Location: After taking photo of the 10th UFO.
Type: Text message

You made it to 10. How long have they been here? I’ve locked her in the cellar.

Location: After taking photo of the 11th UFO.
Type: Text message

That’s 11. She wants food, but we KNOW they don’t eat like us! The LIES!

Location: After taking photo of the 12th UFO.
Type: Text message

12 done! My alien wife is playing dead. I KNOW HER GAME.

Location: After taking photo of the 13th UFO.
Type: Text message

That’s the last one! You’ve proven yourself. Meet me at the Lighthouse Clinic.

Location: Theresa's dress shop, answering machine on the counter.

[Var. 1]

-Hey Mom. I'm just closing up and... Sorry, I'm a little distracted. Ah, that woman came back. She sold the dress this time. Kind of sad. Her husband was waiting outside... Ah, remember I put the key in Jane's jacket. See you soon.

[Var. 2]

-Hey Theresa. I gotta head off now, so I'm locking up. That woman came in, decided to sell the dress. Walked all the way here on her own. She seemed so sad, I almost didn't want to take it. Ah, well... Anyway I locked up out back as well. I stuck the key in Jane's jacket. Take care.

[Var. 3]

-Hey Mom. I'm going now, so I got to close up. That sad looking guy came back, with his wife's dress? He wanted to sell it, so I paid him. Not much else to report, oh I locked up back -- the key is in Jane's jacket. See you next week.

[Var. 4]

-Hi Theresa. I gotta head out early, so I'm locking up. Place is dead anyhow. We had that woman come back, the spacey one? She decided to sell the dress, so I paid up. Bet she spends the whole wad on booze... Okay, oh, I locked up back, the key's in Jane's jacket. See you next week.

Location: Clear Picture TV shop, answering machine on the counter.

[Var. 1]

-Answer the phone you bastards. I just found out about the tape. That was our only copy! The happiest day of my life and you wiped over it? I'm not letting this slip.

[Var. 2]

-You don't want to answer the phone. Fine. I'll just keep ringing. I just got told what you did with my tape... You wipe over my wedding video. Happiest day of my life. You erase it? How you gonna make up for that? How can you compensate me for that?

[Var. 3]

-You're fielding your calls? Christ, my wife just told me about the video. You think I'm gonna let you get away with that? You wipe our wedding video, you knew that was the only copy. You can't replace that. Watch your backs.

[Var. 4]

-You too spineless to answer the phone? Jesus, you people. I heard what happened to the tape - you wiped it? That was my wedding day and you wiped it? How are you going to make up for that?